Friday, December 03, 2010

Top TSA Slogans

Whether or not you think the U.S. Transport Security Administration has overstepped it’s bounds, ya gotta find these funny.  Well, I did, so I’m sharing them with you.

  • Ya can't see London, Ya can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
  • Grope discounts available.
  • If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.
  • Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
  • Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy. 
  • Wanna fly? Drop your fly. 
  • It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat. 
  • When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
  • TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin' 
  • You WERE a virgin.
  • We handle more packages than UPS

2 comments:

Karen S. said...

Very cute Max, got a good laugh thanks for sharing. I think people are going a bit nuts over it. Did you hear about the lady who arrived in just her underwear or swim wear, figuring they could see all, but they checked her anyway? I would hate to be in a hurry for a flight and be behind one of the "can't just follow the rules people!"

A Paperback Writer said...

:)