Thursday, August 02, 2012

Scum-sucking pig.

Somebody stole my “Cattle Crossing” sign.

It’s nothing more than a piece of plywood, 1½ feet square, with some writing carved into it.  I don’t remember where I found it, but it was weather beaten, the paint almost completely worn off.  I painted it, nice and lightly so it still looked rustic, and screwed it onto my front fence.

Now it’s gone.  I have to admit that I just noticed today, and looking through my old photos, I found out it disappeared sometime between April 6th and June 17th.  But just because it took me up to 3 months to notice it was gone, doesn’t mean the person who took it isn’t a butthead.  Because they are.

Hope they have a good place for it, and enjoy it for years to go.  Smeghead.

4 comments:

Lisa Shafer said...

Dang. That's what I usually look for to find your driveway. It's weird that I didn't notice it was gone either.
People are such scum sometimes.

Max Sartin said...

Yeah. I'm gonna find something else to put out there, and I'm going to do the "bolt it to the fence and then bend the bolt" trick. They'll have to hack saw it off then.

Karen S. said...

Oh I hate when that happens! I lost a bird feeder once (it looked like it was worth something) it wasn't so ha ha on them. keep your eyes open, it may be somebody in the area....you just never know. Stupid is as stupid does...is that how it goes? Either way, I agree with all your lovely descriptions! :)

Max Sartin said...

Thanks Karen. I am going to keep an eye out, just may see it. It's pretty distinctive, and like you say, they might just be stupid enough to put it out.