I got this from another teacher today and thought that even if it is made up, like a lot of e-mail stories, it’s still hilarious.
At a high school in Montana, a group of students played a prank - they let three goats loose in the school. But, before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2, and 4.
School administrators spent most of the day looking for No. 3.
I’ve gotta respect the creativity of whoever dreamed this one up, even if they just dreamed up a story.