Friday, January 28, 2011

Senior Texting Codes

In four more years I’ll be eligible for Sizzler’s Senior Citizen discount, so I probably shouldn’t find these so funny.  And yet, at least for the ones I put in blue, I find them hilarious.  Hope you do too.

  • ATD: At The Doctor's
  • BFF: Best Friend Farted
  • BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
  • BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
  • CBM: Covered By Medicare
  • CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
  • DWI: Driving While Incontinent
  • FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
  • FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
  • FYI: Found Your Insulin
  • GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
  • GHA: Got Heartburn Again
  • GSMA: Government Screwed Me Again
  • HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
  • IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
  • LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
  • LOL: Living On Lipitor
  • LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
  • NSSCOLA: No Social Security Cost Of Living Again
  • OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
  • OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
  • ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
  • SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
  • TTYL: Talk To You Louder
  • VFW?: Vote For Who?
  • WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
  • WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
  • WTP: Where's The Prunes?
  • WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

2 comments:

me said...

I still have plenty of time before I am eligible for a discount, and yet...is 40 the new 60?

Karen S. said...

Oh dear funny but gee does it ever bring up some not so funny thoughts! Of course I've worked in a nursing home before....very spot on for sure!