In four more years I’ll be eligible for Sizzler’s Senior Citizen discount, so I probably shouldn’t find these so funny. And yet, at least for the ones I put in blue, I find them hilarious. Hope you do too.
- ATD: At The Doctor's
- BFF: Best Friend Farted
- BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
- BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
- CBM: Covered By Medicare
- CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
- DWI: Driving While Incontinent
- FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
- FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
- FYI: Found Your Insulin
- GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
- GHA: Got Heartburn Again
- GSMA: Government Screwed Me Again
- HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
- IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
- LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
- LOL: Living On Lipitor
- LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
- NSSCOLA: No Social Security Cost Of Living Again
- OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
- OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
- ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
- SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
- TTYL: Talk To You Louder
- VFW?: Vote For Who?
- WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
- WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
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WTP: Where's The Prunes? - WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
2 comments:
I still have plenty of time before I am eligible for a discount, and yet...is 40 the new 60?
Oh dear funny but gee does it ever bring up some not so funny thoughts! Of course I've worked in a nursing home before....very spot on for sure!
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