I think I'd rather hear the Bee Gees than Michael Jackson that many times. A good friend of mine once said, "The only reason God allows Michael Jackson to exist is so that Weird Al can make fun of him."
Hmmm... your neighbors and Jackson vs. mine and the barking dogs and screaming kids. Dang. That's a hard call. Which is worse?
If you really need to get even with these people, perhaps you should get ahold of Willie Nelson's and Julio Iglesias' "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" and play it over and over (while you're gone). I believe that is the single most irritating piece of pop music ever created.
Your neighbor and his barking dogs and screaming kids win. At least I can go inside and not hear the music. And while I'm outside, I've got power tools to drown it out. As for playing "To All The Girls..", I would unfortunately annoy all the good neighbors in the apartment complex too. But a really good idea anyhoo...
I just checked my iTunes. I do have one Jackson song: "Ben." He sang it when he was 14, still black, still a guy, and still with a nose. It's not bad, but I'm not sure I could take it a zillion times in a row.
Maybe they are dead on the bed and they died before they could turn off the music. Perhaps depression got the best of them! Have you seen them up and about?
I could only hope, anonymous. Just kidding. I know they are still alive and kicking, unless they have the music on a timer that turns it off every night around 9:00. I have to give them credit for that - they don't keep playing it until the wee hours of the morning.
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It could be Foreigner playing over and over again.
If it were the BeeGee's I'd be hanging from the pine tree right now.
I think I'd rather hear the Bee Gees than Michael Jackson that many times.
A good friend of mine once said, "The only reason God allows Michael Jackson to exist is so that Weird Al can make fun of him."
Hmmm... your neighbors and Jackson vs. mine and the barking dogs and screaming kids.
Dang. That's a hard call. Which is worse?
If you really need to get even with these people, perhaps you should get ahold of Willie Nelson's and Julio Iglesias' "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" and play it over and over (while you're gone). I believe that is the single most irritating piece of pop music ever created.
Your neighbor and his barking dogs and screaming kids win. At least I can go inside and not hear the music. And while I'm outside, I've got power tools to drown it out.
As for playing "To All The Girls..", I would unfortunately annoy all the good neighbors in the apartment complex too. But a really good idea anyhoo...
I just checked my iTunes. I do have one Jackson song: "Ben." He sang it when he was 14, still black, still a guy, and still with a nose.
It's not bad, but I'm not sure I could take it a zillion times in a row.
Maybe they are dead on the bed and they died before they could turn off the music. Perhaps depression got the best of them! Have you seen them up and about?
I could only hope, anonymous. Just kidding. I know they are still alive and kicking, unless they have the music on a timer that turns it off every night around 9:00. I have to give them credit for that - they don't keep playing it until the wee hours of the morning.
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