Missouri Flood Survival Kit

• Toilet Paper.......................................check


• Bud Light...........................................check


• Keystone Ice.....................................check


• Budweiser..........................................check


• Red Dog..............................................check


• Misc. other bottles of alcohol....................check


• Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on ......................check

And thanks to everyone who sent me these jokes & pictures, it's not like I find all these on my own.....