Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Comments from the older brother....

Referring to the vehicle sneaking behind the truck : The guy (or gal) still has snow on his/her windshield, maybe he/she was in too much of a hurry, eating, talking on the cell, texting or doing make up, or maybe he-she was looking for the new location of the Blue Boutique".
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You know it is a bad day when you go into rob a bank and you get hit with a chair - This actually happened here in SLC. Some guy walked into a bank at 14th east and 2100 south and pulled a knife on a teller. There happens to be offices on the balcony above the tellers windows. Someone on the balcony hit the alarm and then threw a chair on the robber. The robber was knocked to the ground, "yelled something" (Probably "that hurt M%$£"$ F$%*&$) and ran out of the bank. It used to be so easy - you pull a weapon and walk out with the cash..
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.Just when you think you heard the stupidist thing a criminal could do - this didn't happen in Utah. A guy steals a passport printing machine, gets it home and can't operate it. He locates the name of the manufacturer and calls their customer service for help. He leaves his name and phone number (his real name and phone number). They did send someone right over, the cops. It used to be so easy - you steal something and you can use it right away.
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Alex Rossi

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