I took this picture at work today and I swear that it is not ‘photoshopped’. You’re seeing the best view I got of this person, since they never came into the store, so I truly cannot swear that it wasn’t Sasquatch.
But since a scooter driving urban Sasquatch does not fit into my life paradigm, I am going to assume it’s human. Which begs the question “What the hell is someone doing driving around on a scooter in 90 degree weather dressed like that? It’s got to be hot, and think of all the bugs that are going to get caught in that furry outfit. (Click on the picture to get a better view of it.) Were they going to a costume party, in June? Is it the 2010 version of the clown for a kids party? And if it is, do you want a sweaty, smelly mog* (I’m my own best friend!) at your kid’s birthday party? Since it was too busy for me to walk out there and ask “WTF?”, we just may never know.
*Mog, from the movie “Spaceballs”. “I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!”