Tuesday, June 29, 2010

I’m the luckiest man on earth.

I have an illiterate text-typing juvenile with the hots for me.  And all I have to do is go to her (his?) safe blog that she (he?) made just for me.  Wow, I’m headed there right now.  Or maybe…

letter

…they’re only illiterate in English and it’s really some sort of scam from outside the U.S. to get me to some (probably pornographic, likely virus infested) website that (GASP!) wasn’t really made just for me.  NAH,  I’m going there right now.

As I read “hope this does not come across as desperate”, I felt a little sorrow for the people who really are desperate enough to fall for this scam.  Because the economic fact is that it must work, at least a small fraction of the time, or they wouldn’t continue spending time and money sending these out.

At least they didn’t promise me $4,000,000 of the $87,000,000 they need to sneak out of the country.  That one really hurt.

zzz

 

P.S. – even though safe blog may look like a link, it’s not.  So you can stop trying now.

4 comments:

A Paperback Writer said...

Gee, and I just get the viagra spam......

Max said...

If you want, I can formward the original to you so you can say you got it too..:)

A Paperback Writer said...

Oh, how sweet. But it wouldn't be the same, since you couldn't be my "secret" admirer. Thanks for the offer, though.

Max said...

Ok, ok. Try to brighten up someone's day and whadda ya get?
Nutin', dat's what.