Saturday, August 08, 2009

Are you on crack?

or just a total moron?
This silver Pontiac Sunbird pulls up to pump 5 and the guy gets out with a lit cigarette. Now this is stupid enough, but since people usually immediately throw the smoke on the ground and stomp it out I didn't think much of it. A couple of minutes later I look out there and he's pumping gas with his left hand and holding the lit cigarette in his right hand. I actually had to get on the speaker and tell him to put it out. "Welcome to Chevron, smoking is not allowed at the gas pumps." You can just imagine what I wanted to say.
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4 comments:

A Paperback Writer said...

He's the sort of person who makes it so that hairdryers come with tags warning you not to use them while you're showering.

Max said...

If it weren't for the fact that he would take everyone at the Chevron with him, it might not be a bad idea if he did blow himself up.

Anonymous said...

you mean, he really could catch on fire?
What are you talking about?
I thought kids these days WERE...indispensable!!!!

Max said...

The sad thing, Anonymous, is that this guy was about 40. Most people have figured out that gas fumes + fire = death by the time they're 40. Which is why I hope there ain't someone swimmin' in his gene pool.