Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Low mileage, hardly been used.

I have a friend who works for IHC. She's one of the people who takes all your information and gives you those thousand forms to fill out. She knows what everybody is in for. So, it seems that it's geriatric day at whichever IHC hospital she was working at (she's a temp, moves around) and she had the usual - cataracts, hip replacement, stuff like that. Except for this one 82 year old lady who was in there for ........ you guessed it - breast implants. At 82. About as funny (sad and obvious) as the 70 year old guy that comes into the Chevron with his road-kill rug on. Give her a supply of Viagra with that and it wont be the "Shady Acres REST Home" anymore......


A Paperback Writer said...

Actually, I think breast implants are kinda scary for anyone of any age -- unless, of course, it's a woman who is a breast cancer survivor and she's had a masectomy and wants to look somewhat normal. That'd be a good use for implants.

A Paperback Writer said...

This has nothing to do with today's post, but check out this article:

Unfortunately, the Pope forgot to add, "Thou shalt not use a cell phone while driving."