Seen the latest diet Pepsi commercial? They tout that the latest survey showed that 56% of the people surveyed preferred diet Pepsi. They start with "that means almost everybody preferred", paired it down to "most" and kept it up until the tag line to end all tag lines. "Just over half the people prefer Diet Pepsi" Now that's an overwhelming vote of confidence. Then there's the Western Whopper commercial, y'know the one at the sorority? A blonde sorority sister is eating the Western Whopper and, like in the rest of the commercials, it gives her an old western moustache. Well, her moustache is brown, not blonde, and her sorority sisters say "I knew she wasn't a real blonde!"
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Uh, 56% of the people they happened to survey. They certainly didn't survey me. I would've told them I prefer milk. I've never been all that keen on pop anyway, and after the day you cleaned off my batery acid with a bottle of Coke, it just about killed any remaining desire to drink the stuff.... I can recall maybe 3 bottles of pop I've had since then: two were IrnBru (the carbonated orange cough syrup that sells better than Coke does in Scotland -- it's an acquired taste) and one black cherry vanilla Coke here because I thought it smelled good.
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