It's parent-teacher conferences today and we're all in the Home Ec room having a wonderful Chinese dinner before conferences officially start. The librarian and I are 2 guys sitting at a table with 3 women. We pass out the fortune cookies and all the women get fortunes like "perseverance will pay off", "your talents will show in an unexpected way" and another equally blase one. I open up mine and it says "Love is a present that can be given every single day you live" and the librarian gets "Love is sharing rainbows of happiness." -Max
