Full Moon Night @ The Chevron

I don’t know if there was a full moon tonight, but from the likes of the people coming into the Chevron tonight, it was.  Too many to mention them all, but a small glimpse:

1. Guy nuked his food from Taco Bell to the point it was smoking.  Not easy to do with a microwave, but several people who came in after asked what was burning.

2.  Woman found it laugh-out-loud funny that our cash registers can figure out how much gas to put on your pump when you say “the rest in gas”.

3.  People in a big old van stole my roll of garbage bags when I was out changing the trash at the pumps.  Teach me to leave it alone for a minute and a half.

4.  Bad credit cards.  I usually see one a week or so, we saw 4 within one hour.

Yup, it was an interesting, and amusing, night.

Things that make you wonder “Who left the door to the loony bin open?”

 

.... While cleaning up the counters I found this written in one of our nacho plates:

At first I took it all very personally. I was halfway to dialing up Homeland Security, then I started to wonder.  Was it meant for a specific Chevron employee?  No, everything’s plural.  Maybe all Chevron employees? 

Then why in a nacho plate?  There must be a better place to insult employees.  Maybe it is in reference to nacho eaters, could it be the work of some secret anti-nacho organization?  Or maybe they’re protesting the killing of trees to make plates for non-nutritious junk food?  Maybe they just hate cheese.  Maybe it’s the tortilla chips?

.... I spent the rest of the evening coming up with scenario after scenario, one conspiracy evolving into the next until it finally occurred to me to ask “Because what?”  They defaced a nacho plate all because the elusive “you” are immature, demonic, outcast devil maggots?  Or is there more to come? 

.... Maybe I should call Homeland Security.  Or just give Dubya a buzz to let him know he was right.