Showing posts with label Swallow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Swallow. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Separation of Me and State.

I was reading the comments on this story when it occurred to me that people really don’t understand the constitution.  Oh, they know the buzz words, like “innocent until proven guilty” and “freedom of speech”, but they really don’t get it.

Several people commented on their belief that Mark Shurtleff and John Swallow are guilty as hell of  unlawful activity during their times as Utah State Attorney General.  They were quickly slapped down with the so called constitutional “presumption of innocence” (according to my sources, those words are not actually in the constitution). 

Here’s the problem: “Presumption of Innocence” is a judicial tenet, not a requirement of the general public.  Courts, judges and juries are required to consider an individual legally innocent until proven guilty.  I, as a individual citizen, am not.  I’m allowed to, in my own mind, convict anyone of anything on any amount of evidence, or lack thereof, I want to.   And I’m even allowed to tell other people that’s what I believe.  So, when I say that I think Shurtleff and Swallow are guilty as hell, that I think they will be found guilty in a court and that I hope they get the maximum sentence allowed, don’t tell me I’m violating their constitutional rights.  Unless I’m on the jury, I’m not.

The other one I see a lot (from both sides of the political spectrum) is “don’t [pick one: tell them to shut up, call them an idiot or boycott their business], they have a constitutional right to free speech.”

Well, ya they do, but that only applies to the government telling you to shut up.  My freedom of speech allows me to let you know I think you’re an idiot and that I think you should just close your mouth before you prove I’m right.  (Oh, and you, too,  have the right to tell me to shut up before I prove that I’m the idiot you’re calling me.)

Furthermore, businesses are able to restrict the speech of their employees, particularly when it has an effect on their business.  Consider the Duck Dynasty debacle.  Many people got on A&E’s case when they cancelled the show because of something that one actor said.  Screams of infringing on his constitutional right to free speech were all over the place.

Let’s make this easy.  If you went to a restaurant and the manager asked “How many are there in your in-bred redneck party tonight?”, would you expect them to keep their job?  Or if the server asked “Do you really need that cheesecake, isn’t your ass fat enough already?”  When the manager came by, heard that and fired the server, would you demand that they be rehired on the grounds that it infringes on their rights?

It’s pretty simple; in general the constitution was written to limit actions in the public sector, not on the individual citizen scale.

Friday, November 29, 2013

Hard pill to Swallow

John Swallow resigned from office. 

Not because his antics were costing the taxpayers he was elected to represent a shitload of money.

Not because his office was a laughingstock and having trouble being effective.

Not because it was the best thing for the state of Utah, but because, in his own words, it was costing himself too much money and causing himself too much stress.

In my opinion, he did it because he knew that he violated several election laws and was about to have his election annulled.

And in a final act of self-serving narcissism, instead of making his resignation effective immediately, he made it effective on December 3rd, two days after he becomes eligible for a $12,000 a year state retirement pension.

Makes me want to barf!

Especially since the Lt. Gov. of Utah is not going to push to have his election annulled.

Double barf!

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Richard Milhous Swallow.

Congressional Investigation.
“Accidentally” erased communications.
Repeated declarations of innocence,
Despite mounting evidence otherwise,
Resignation, with final declaration of innocence.

Watching Utah Attorney General John Swallow’s resignation speech today I felt like I had time traveled back to 1974.

Elation.  Relief.  Disappointment.  Wonder.

The crook is finally out of office!  Will he ever face the criminal charges he deserves?

A couple days ago the committee investigating John Swallow announced that there was evidence warranting going to court to negate his election.

Today he resigned.

It wasn’t because he had committed any illegal or unethical acts on his way to the AG’s Office.  It wasn’t because he was facing having his election to the office wiped from the books.

It was because of the stress this witch hunt against him was causing him and his family.

Yeah, right.

Good bye John Swallow and good riddance.  Don’t let the door slam you on the ass on the way out.

Friday, January 18, 2013

Who died and left you speaking for God?

CAST OF CHARACTERS

John Swallow.  An ultra-right wing Tea Partier that just got elected Attorney General for the State of Utah.  In his week in office he has already started fundraising for the next election and is embroiled in a bribery scandal that is currently under investigation.

Gayle Ruzicka.  Phone-tree Queen of the Eagle Forum of Utah, she was instrumental in creating a controversy over a local High School production of “Dead Man Walking”, where the patron comments to the Jordan School District were 699 in favor (give or take a few) to 1 opposed (exactly 1, no more, no less according to the district spokesperson herself).  This also lead to the recent cancellation, (after 3 month of student practices, set building and choreography), of another High School’s production of “All Shook Up”.  (Again, 1 patron caused the cancellation, which was only reversed after the copyright holder agreed to the required concessions.)

THE STAGE:

The conference room at the downtown Salt Lake Radisson Hotel.

ACT ONE:

The conference room is filled with people attending the opening day speeches for the Annual Eagle Forum of Utah pre-Legislative Session Conference. Gayle is on stage at the VIP table.  Enter Jon Swallow, stage left…

John : “Welcome, blah, blah, blah.”

Audience applause.

John: “Blah, blah, blah and some yadda, yadda, yadda".”

More audience applause.

John: “Gayle Ruzicka blah, blah, blah, when she passes, she’ll be going straight to the Celestial Kingdom, yak, yak, yak, blah, blah, yadda, yadda.”

Much applause.  Curtain closes, applause fades.

END of Act One


Ok, I wasn’t actually there, so I used a little poetic license in the setting and dialog.

But our Attorney General did actually* claim that this hate-filled woman that feels the need to force her special definition of a “proper lifestyle” on every citizen of the State of Utah**  would be headed directly to the highest level of Heaven.

*according to the Salt Lake Tribune.
**and beyond.

Or, in the words of a friend of mine who’s LDS; “No she’s not.  Unless I’ve grossly misunderstood my lessons all these years.”