Good morning America, how are you?

… Nothing like laying there on the couch half awake watching the news and seeing a flashing-red hue streaming through the windows.

… After the input finally triggers something in the brain that says “hmm, something’s going on out in front of the house”, drag the carcass to the window to see a fire engine and ambulance across the street.

 … Mind starts wondering what’s going on, but it’s too cold and too tired to go out there, so it’s back to the couch and the weather lady on Channel 2.

… I have no idea what was going on, they were all gone by the time I got out of the shower, but in the 10 minutes I watched I didn’t see any flames and the paramedics didn’t seem to be hurrying too much.  Means either it was nothing major, or they knew it was too late anyway.