Another beautiful morning.

 

 

P.S. – And I saw a White Lioness driving a Red Cougar on 13th East this afternoon. Nice day for a drive with the top down, eh?

Good morning America, how are you?

… Nothing like laying there on the couch half awake watching the news and seeing a flashing-red hue streaming through the windows.

… After the input finally triggers something in the brain that says “hmm, something’s going on out in front of the house”, drag the carcass to the window to see a fire engine and ambulance across the street.

 … Mind starts wondering what’s going on, but it’s too cold and too tired to go out there, so it’s back to the couch and the weather lady on Channel 2.

… I have no idea what was going on, they were all gone by the time I got out of the shower, but in the 10 minutes I watched I didn’t see any flames and the paramedics didn’t seem to be hurrying too much.  Means either it was nothing major, or they knew it was too late anyway.

Good Garbage

I routinely find trash in front of my house. From empty beer cans to half empty KFC cups, people just can't seem to carry their trash all the way home. Today, as I went to pick up my newspaper from the end of the driveway, seeing some paper laying down by it I thought "another slob leaves their mess for me to clean up." As I leaned down to pick it up and realized what it was, I thought "This kind of mess, I'm happy to have to pick up."

Yeah, it's only a $5 bill, but at 6 am when the two cups of coffee have yet to kick in, it's quite a find. Just enough to start the day off on a good note.....

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?

Ok, so the song doesn't really fit, I didn't consume huge amounts of alcohol last night, although I will admit to the 2 beers I had. I also don't have any of the other symptoms that are generally associated with over drinking. What I did wake up with is an unhappy gastro-intestinal tract. Been laying in bed all morning feeling just shy of having to run to the bathroom. And that's the worst place to be. If you just get it over with, the body feels better and you can start to recuperate. Or you can just get over it. But laying, completely uncomfortable because every time you move your stomach goes into spasms, well, even 3rd Rock from the Sun can't make that fun. This is why I never use any of my sick days - I always get sick in the summer, or over Christmas break. I wonder if they'll accept "I taking a sick day to make up for the day I was sick in July and couldn't use a sick day"?

I think I'll go lay down some more....