It's parent-teacher conferences today and we're all in the Home Ec room having a wonderful Chinese dinner before conferences officially start. The librarian and I are 2 guys sitting at a table with 3 women. We pass out the fortune cookies and all the women get fortunes like "perseverance will pay off", "your talents will show in an unexpected way" and another equally blase one. I open up mine and it says "Love is a present that can be given every single day you live" and the librarian gets "Love is sharing rainbows of happiness." -Max
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Apparently the fortune teller can't spell. You'd think they'd have some sort of sixth sense to help w/that!
What in the world are you talking about????? Ok, ok, but it wasn't the fortune cookie that lost a p in happiness, that was me. But I fixed it, so now nobody will know I made the mistake....
My best fortune cookie EVER-- and I am NOT making this up --- came right after I'd eaten at the Panda on 1700 South and State. They have an all you can eat szechuan barbecue; I was stuffed. And my fortune cookie said, "Now would be a good time to start a new diet."
No joke. I laughed until I cried.
Now that's irony at it's best! And it must have been thrown in as a joke, or a cruel prank by somebody. After all they had to know that it would be read right after a meal.
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