Monday, April 28, 2008

Bad Joke, gotta love it.....

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation"
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I can not tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano,and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be analtar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,"What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads".


A Paperback Writer said...

I am amused.

My day: CRTs with 7th graders, field trip to Museum of Natural HIstory with 7th graders, watching 7th graders run around Sugar House Park, bus ride with 7th graders, CRTs with 9th graders, fight traffic home, turn on sprinkler system with Dad, fight broken automatic sprinkler controls for 30 minutes, turn off sprinkler main once again, give up and go to bed.

How was your first day of CRTs?

A Paperback Writer said...

Oh wait, I left out: listen to neighbors' dogs bark and howl more or less continuously for an hour.

Max said...

Sounds like a fun day. Uh, yeah.
My day : CRT's go smoothly. That's all that matters. Oh, except for the 1970 2 door LTD I found in Ephriam for $900. Yes, it's a sickness. And I already gave it to Adele and my little brother and his wife.

Jo said...

I'm so glad my joke amused you :) and please tell me you didn't buy another car!

Max said...

Yeah, loved the joke. And no, I haven't bought another car. I'm waiting for them to reply to my e-mail.

A Paperback Writer said...

Ah, ha! Car 54!