Monday, January 20, 2014

Just Sayin’

Tomorrow I think I’m going down to the Salt Lake Tribune headquarters and apply to be their new Director of Inadvertent Innuendo Avoidance.

Unfortunately, with John Swallow’s political career in the toilet, I don’t think we’ll ever see him running for political office against Olympic gold medal swimmer Mark Spitz.  Now, that would have made a good headline.

1 comment:

Lisa Shafer said...

Innuendo avoidance. *smirks*

I just miss their editors. Since they fired so many, the grammar and punctuation errors have skyrocketed, and the writing is sloppy. Maybe that's why we're getting accidental innuendos here. :)

And I'd definitely vote for Spitz over Swallow.