Got this in an email today:
IKEA HAS ANNOUNCED ITS INTENTION TO TAKE OVER GMC, AND TO SELL CARS.
IKEA HAS ANNOUNCED ITS INTENTION TO TAKE OVER GMC, AND TO SELL CARS.
WE ARE IN DEEP SH!T........................
Who can tell me what's wrong with this joke? (If Pedro & the Gearheads don't get it right away, I'll eat the car).
10 comments:
I didn't know GMC was selling, or had the rights to sell, 1980s VW Golfs?
Pedro
Bingo! Now I don't have to eat the car.
Oh... I was wrong... I was going to say it was a Rabbit...
Yeah, but you knew it was a Volkswagen, which doesn't fall under GMC. So it still counts and I don't have to eat the car!
RE: "Now I don't have to eat the car."
Fuckin' pussy...
My doctor told me to stop eating greasy foods. He didn't specifically mention automobiles, but they do contain a lot of oil and grease.
Why are the two driver's side doors off but the two passenger side doors still on?
Just a thought....
I wish they would bring the Yugo back. I always dreamed if I ever hit the big money (probably not gonna happen), I was going to buy a lot full of em and play crash up derby all day long.
jmpnmark, I remember that dream of yours. You talked about it way back during the Motel West days. We talked about seeing the faces of the dealers as we did the demo derby right there in their parking lot. Man, that woulda been fun!
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RE: "I was going to buy a lot full of em and play crash up derby all day long."
Your Conscience responds: Your Conscience thinks Yugo NASCAR would be far cooler. Even after all the knobs break off those babies could still (probably) make left turns. This is opposed to Yugo crash-up derby, which Your Conscience thinks would come to an end the instant the cars connect. The only draw back to Yugo NASCAR is that Your Conscience must wonder how long one of those races would take when all the cars start petering out at 40 MPH...
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