Good try, sorry it's a no go....

I'm standing out at the bust stop waiting for the bus when this old, beat up 90's Dodge Dynasty drives by and the teen in the passenger seat yells out at me "Get a car!" I immediately yell back "Get a life", because I figured he'd home having dinner by the time I got out "Hey dumb ass, you shouldn't make quick assumptions about people you know nothing about. I happen to own several cars, all of which are in much better shape than that piece of crap you are driving. Next time keep your mouth shut so you make an ass of yourself." Yeah, I think I made the right choice of responses.