Expect a few more of these as I go through all the funny and informative emails I’ve been saving to put on here.
GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer: Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in:
- Alaska
- California
- Coastal Florida
- Coastal Louisiana
- North Dakota
- Wyoming
- Colorado
- Kansas
- Oklahoma
- Pennsylvania
- and Texas
Our dipsticks are located in DC
Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So.
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