Monday, November 16, 2009

Kitchen Wisdom

martha

 

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips

crabby

  Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!

martha

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

crabby

Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

martha

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

crabby

Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!

martha

If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'

crabby

If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'

martha

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

crabby

Celery? Never heard of it!

 

martha

Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

crabby

Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!

martha

Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

crabby

Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!

ATT00015

Lastly, if you don't forward this to 1 of your friends within the next 5 minutes your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off.

sartin

3 comments:

A Paperback Writer said...

Whoa. Good thing you posted it so your bellybutton didn't unscrew. Wouldn't want that to happen now, would we?

Max said...

Hmmm, I wonder if that really works. Gotta go. Looking for a bellybutton screwdriver.....

Jannx said...

Hello Max. A very interesting couple of postings.