Science class at an undisclosed high school. Girl in the back has her hand up.
"Uh, Ms. Goebel, can I use the hall pass?"
"Jane, it's 'may I use the hall pass'"
"Uh, ok. Ms. Goebel, may I use the hall pass? My water just broke."
Ok, I embellished the story a little bit. Her water didn't break. She did go into labor in science class and the free clinic did say they wouldn't admit until after her water broke. Yeah, we're not your grandpa's high school anymore. There was one pregnant student last year that I was aware of, she gave birth during the school year and still managed to graduate with her class. And she's already enrolled at SLCC.