At first I took it all very personally. I was halfway to dialing up Homeland Security, then I started to wonder. Was it meant for a specific Chevron employee? No, everything’s plural. Maybe all Chevron employees?
Then why in a nacho plate? There must be a better place to insult employees. Maybe it is in reference to nacho eaters, could it be the work of some secret anti-nacho organization? Or maybe they’re protesting the killing of trees to make plates for non-nutritious junk food? Maybe they just hate cheese. Maybe it’s the tortilla chips?
.... I spent the rest of the evening coming up with scenario after scenario, one conspiracy evolving into the next until it finally occurred to me to ask “Because what?” They defaced a nacho plate all because the elusive “you” are immature, demonic, outcast devil maggots? Or is there more to come?
.... Maybe I should call Homeland Security. Or just give Dubya a buzz to let him know he was right.