Friday, February 17, 2012

It’s a name changer.

My parents didn’t give me or my siblings middle names.  I got mine when, at 13, I applied for my Social Security card and on the application it asked for my legal name, and then asked for my working name.

So, according to the Social Security office, I have a middle name.  My bank thinks I have a middle name, my employer does, as do all my bills and all the titles to my cars. And for 35 years my driver’s license has agreed with them.

Until today.

My little brother (Mr. Gearhead) and I took the day to renew our licenses.  We had heard horror stories about renewing since they changed the laws a couple years back, hours waiting, several trips to get the right documentation, etc., etc.


To renew your license you need your old license, birth certificate, Social Security card and (if you have moved) two pieces of mail proving your new address.  Letters from friends don’t count, they have to be bills.

Neither of us have moved in the last 5 years, we brought all the proper documentation, showed up in the parking lot at 9:49 and got back in the car at 10:29.  Both times were AM, both on the same day.

Since I have another 5 years before I have to go through that again, I’ll tell you the secret.  DON’T go to the West Valley offices.  They are more central to the valley, so they are a lot busier.


All went smooth, except that I lost my middle name.  According to the new laws, my license must reflect my name exactly as it appears on my birth certificate.  No exceptions, even if it is just a middle initial and the Federal Government has accepted it and put it on my Social Security records.

I’m ok with that, although I would have liked to keep it.  It’s just that I’m not sure what’s going to happen if I ever need to get something notarized and my documentation and signature don’t match my driver’s license.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Intentional asshole, oblivious asshole, blind as a bat or dumb as a rock?

These people drove up to one of our pumps, bought nothing at all and spent 20 minutes cleaning their car, including the windows inside and out.  The could have at least made their garbage into the trash bin.

An amazing amount of people leave their trash right on top of the pumps or right above where it says “TRASH Push Here”.  Even worse is when I find trash inside the window washer fluid buckets.  Today I had to refill one that had orange rind floating in it.  Now that I know was someone purposely being a jerk.  Makes me wonder if they really get off on the thought that someone is going to think “What an ass” as they clean it out.

Ahh, the human race.  Not as civilized as we like to believe.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Valentines Day Rose.

rosesmallI got a rose for Valentine’s Day today. 

From the love of my life?  No.

From the future love of my life?  No.

Nope, I got one from a student, and here‘s what the card said:

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Yeah, what a wonderful holiday.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Pairs, gone.

Here is my pair.  I took these pictures on a visit back to my grandparent’s in the mid 80’s, long before we could even imagine the New York skyline without them.  It’s been over a decade now, and somehow the skyline still looks wrong.

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Sunday, February 12, 2012

Another Fantastic Facebook Find.

Made me laugh.  Out loud.

It startled him.