Thursday, February 05, 2015

Yeah, maybe we should ask a teacher…

“When did they start putting cow porn on the milk cartons?”
Never thought I’d hear that, but last month at lunch duty an 8th grader posed that exact question.  I asked him what he was talking about, he showed me this:
I asked him what he was talking about and he said “Well, she’s naked, posing upside down and has a stripper name.” 
And it wasn’t even until I showed it to the Vice Principal that we noticed the power – “Funky fresh head spin.”

Ok, we’ll give the company the benefit of the doubt.  They probably had elementary school kids in mind when they came up with these “superhero” cows.

But seriously, somebody should have thought “Hmmm, middle school kids ain’t the same.”
So, today they opened a new crate of milk cartons, with two brand new Power Cows.  And they had to point this out to me:
Seriously, are they actually trying to make my life miserable, or are they really just totally clueless?

1 comment:

Lisa Shafer said...

Yup. It's cow porn. Kids start young nowadays.
This is hilarious.