Cow Porn Continues

I know it probably does exist out there on this here interweb thingy, but, no, I haven't been checking it out.

For the back story to this, head over here.

Here's the latest two that group of students brought to my attention:

This first one was from a couple weeks ago.  One of the kids said it looked like a Klu Klux Klan'sman with 4 penises.

After showing the second one to me, one of the kids said something about it getting ridiculous, and made the comment:

"It's like '50 Shades of Moo'."

Yeah, maybe we should ask a teacher…

“When did they start putting cow porn on the milk cartons?”

Never thought I’d hear that, but last month at lunch duty an 8th grader posed that exact question.  I asked him what he was talking about, he showed me this:

I asked him what he was talking about and he said “Well, she’s naked, posing upside down and has a stripper name.” 

And it wasn’t even until I showed it to the Vice Principal that we noticed the power – “Funky fresh head spin.”

Ok, we’ll give the company the benefit of the doubt.  They probably had elementary school kids in mind when they came up with these “superhero” cows.

But seriously, somebody should have thought “Hmmm, middle school kids ain’t the same.”

So, today they opened a new crate of milk cartons, with two brand new Power Cows.  And they had to point this out to me:

Seriously, are they actually trying to make my life miserable, or are they really just totally clueless?