American Ingenuity at it’s best.

No fake wood paneling for this Blazer.

At least the hose almost matches the wall.

Uh, do you take that with you when you visit the in-laws?

Effective, but at a party?

That’s someone who go way over his head in car payments.

I’m still trying to figure out what’s wrong with this one.

I had a Ford Pinto that could have used a pair of those.

At least it’s not on the Mercedes.

WAL-MARTIANS! Run for your life….

There seems to be a new past time in town – taking pictures of the weird people in your local Wal-Mart.  There is also a website dedicated to these pictures.  I’m posting a few of the funnier samples I found, but I did only get through 3 of the 30-something pages they have.  The captions come straight from the website, I didn’t make them up.  Click on the logo to the left to go to the site.  Be warned, there are some with vulgar words (on t-shirts and car bumper stickers) and adult themes.  Be prepared.

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Waldo is so much easier to find when he’s out of the closet.
California
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Somebody come here and pick up my jaw, I can’t seem to find it now that my eyes popped out of my head.
Pennsylvania

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There should be an application process in order to procreate.
Texas

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If a cheetah and a leopard decided to mate, this would be the result.
California
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How could you ever, ever, ever ever ever, E…V…E…R. think this is appropriate to wear in public? WOW!
California
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Things that make you wonder “Who left the door to the loony bin open?”

 

.... While cleaning up the counters I found this written in one of our nacho plates:

At first I took it all very personally. I was halfway to dialing up Homeland Security, then I started to wonder.  Was it meant for a specific Chevron employee?  No, everything’s plural.  Maybe all Chevron employees? 

Then why in a nacho plate?  There must be a better place to insult employees.  Maybe it is in reference to nacho eaters, could it be the work of some secret anti-nacho organization?  Or maybe they’re protesting the killing of trees to make plates for non-nutritious junk food?  Maybe they just hate cheese.  Maybe it’s the tortilla chips?

.... I spent the rest of the evening coming up with scenario after scenario, one conspiracy evolving into the next until it finally occurred to me to ask “Because what?”  They defaced a nacho plate all because the elusive “you” are immature, demonic, outcast devil maggots?  Or is there more to come? 

.... Maybe I should call Homeland Security.  Or just give Dubya a buzz to let him know he was right.

Lisa & Jim

Mmmmmm, Klondike.