Showing posts with label bad english. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad english. Show all posts

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Just to make Lisa’s head explode.

And any other English teacher that stumble upon my corner of the web.

It's getting to the point if you accessorize your Jeep you have to weld them on and even then they might be able to still steal it. I hate these junkie thieves they sliver around like they are in titled to your stuff. What ever happen to being ashamed of yourself doing things like this ? Way to many folks walking around doing whatever the hell they want with no shame or fear of any consequences.

I’m hoping this was written rapidly in a fit of passion, but even so, calm down and re-read it before posting, eh?

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Monday, December 29, 2014

Somebody should have paid better attention in English class…

I was reading stuff on the Jeep forum today and came across this question:

I took my jeep to the dealer ship to get looked at because it was shaking and my whole jeep would shake but I was wondering would death wobble make me shake even at a stop I hit bumps all the time and I never shake like what what some people are experiencing and went mudding recently and radiator fan has mud all over it would that my make jeep shake Im all out of answer Ive searched so much and have come up with nothing and the dealer ship doesn't do shit it's under warranty but if I have to I'll learn and fix it my self.

At least I think it’s a question.  Or maybe a statement.  Or maybe a little bit of both.  I don’t know, I’m not an English teacher.  But even a math teacher can tell this is a literary atrocity.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

One just for my English teacher friends.

  1. Post picture you found on Facebook,
  2. sit back,
  3. watch English teachers’ heads explode.

Meet the man who cured his own colon cancer and was called ‘crazy’ by doctors.

Maybe?