Cougarville

Miss Utah visited my school for a 7th grade assembly today.  The boys were, well, um, just a little bit happy.  She signed their arms and took selfies with them.  They, of course, had to show me at lunch.

Looking at one of the selfies:
Boy 1: “She’s hot.  I’m going to marry her.”
Boy 2: “She’s a lot older than you.”
Boy 3: “He’s movin’ to Cougarville!”