I love it when I win something, even when I didn’t enter any contest.
I immediately opened the attachment, because there is no way it contains a virus. Not coming from a legitimate company like The Coca Cola Company. I mean, there’s nothing suspicious about a multi-national company like Coke using a hotmail account, is there?
Then I come home today to get an offer for a great deal on my mortgage. 3.75% is much better than the 3.25% I ‘m paying now, right?
Holy outdated database, Batman!
Hey! I got that Coca Cola e-mail yesterday, too! Do you think we BOTH won???
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Cool, we can both retire and move to the Bahamas together!
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(Yeah, I know. It would probably be Scotland for you, but that wasn't cliche enough for that comment).