Monday, August 22, 2011

How to tell the sex of a fly.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

What are you doing? She asked.          

“Hunting Flies” He responded.

Oh. ! Killing any?  She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied .

Intrigued,  she asked. How can you tell them apart?

He responded, “3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone.”

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