Today in my 8th grade classes we were learning how to estimate square roots. When it came time for them to practice I put up 9 square roots. The last one was the square root of -3, which inspired the following string of comments:
Kid 1: “You can’t do the square root of –3!”
Me: “Thanks for spoiling it.”
Kid 2: “Spoiler alert, spoiler alert.”
Kid 3: “Great, no sense seeing the movie now.”
Kid 4: “Ahhh, the book was much better.”
Have I mentioned how much I like my job lately?