This is the second time in a row it’s happened. I go through the eye exam and afterwards the doctor looks at me perplexed and says “Well, your prescription has changed. Your eyesight has gotten better than last time.”
The doctor says it’s not unheard of, but he had no real explanation for it. But I think I do. I’m convinced there’s a rip in the time-space continuum in my basement and every time I go down to get something out of the freezer my eyes are aged back 6 months.
Or maybe not.